Overtaken with unadulterated attraction for the horse, Dixon had no choice but to engage in a lude display in front of the entire kitchen full of onlookers. Some say they later heard him shouting, "Faites-moi, le cheval!"
Monday, June 28, 2010
Punch Rock Groin!
Back in the hotel room, pure jealousy of the horse's hot new girlfriend projected the fist of one Matthew Barnes into the horse's waiting groin. Luckily for the horse, that ball had been surgically removed years ago.
First Horse Sighting!
Jake's dad never expected this equine wedding crasher to take advantage of the open bar. Disturbing as it was, he worked it like a champ.
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